9. I’m Married. I Don’t Care Anymore.

I always wondered why this isn’t a valid argument in a legal divorce. “Mr. Judge I just can’t take this anymore… The level of flatulence is too damn high!” 🙂

 

10. Husbands Do NOT Know Berries!

He came back home with raspberries and raspberries. But hey, I can’t blame him. As a man, I had to Google blueberries myself to even get the joke. Men. Don’t. Do. Berries. Period! 😛

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