The Weirdest Children’s Books On Amazon

I think we all know the show “Kids Say The Funniest Things”. Take a bunch of kids, give them some sugary drinks and let them speak their mind.

But what happens when you get a bunch of adults doing the same? The writers of these children’s books were surely high on sugar (or something else) when they wrote such peculiar kids’ stories.

From “The story of farts” all the way to the tale “Llama destroys the world”, here are some of the weirdest kids’ books that you can actually buy on Amazon right now.

 

1.

Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi

 

2.

Mommy Why Is There A Server In The House by Tom O’Connor Ph. D.

 

3.

Why Is Daddy In A Dress? by Amanda McCall and Ben Schwartz

 

4.

My Parents Open Carry – by Brian Jeffs and Nathan Nephew, Illustrations Lorna Bergman

 

5.

The Bestseller Go The Fuck To Sleep by Adam Mansbach

 

6.

The Mystery Of The Midget Clown by Ann Bradfor

 

7.

F**k You Sun by Matt Cole

 

8.

The Gass We Pass – The Story Of Farts by Shinta Cho

 

9.

Dee’s Big Nuts (the story of a squirrel) by Mark Thunder

 

10.

Games You Can Play With Your Pussycat by Ira Alterman

 

11.

The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka

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